please

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?

by Red Tag Man October 23, 2005

guilty pleasure

A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldn't and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.

Myself: *sighs* I like listening to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance". Considering that I usually condemn mainstream music and I usually listen nothing but The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and other kickass bands, this is indeed a PRIME example of a guilty pleasure. -_-U

by Zepgirl June 20, 2010

Dick Pleaser

A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.

Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.

by M-Geezy March 9, 2007

please

Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh

"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"

by -_- /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ January 23, 2017

pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

by ita112 August 6, 2011

Pessi

Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 16, 2021

Pessi

An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon d’ors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season

Pessi ghosts again

by PessiGhostsAgain January 12, 2022