Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013