packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

2 6 packs =a 12 pack

it basically means same thing, or same difference. 2 6 packs are basically a 12 pack

Hey dude did you get a whopper or a quarter pounder?

Oh you know. 2 6 packs =a 12 pack.

by cole dykes October 2, 2007

Packie

A shortened version of the word "Packet".

A small plastic sealable container that generally holds the contents of narcotics... Or a spare button for ones shorts.

Friend: "Hey bro! Chop us a fatty!"
You: "Hell yeah! Oh no... Wait... My packie is empty, bro"

by rchrdklly December 17, 2019

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

fudge packin douchbag

a gay guy or some who stick a douch up their ass and fuck themselves with it wih oil or a liqud substance and stickes it in their ass

james bond is a Fudge packin douchbag

by D W3@zy August 2, 2008

Packin' Heat

Doing a girl while wearing a condom covered in Icy Hot.

"Dude, how did you break up with your girlfriend so easy?"

"Last time we fucked I was packin' heat; never heard from her again."

"Pro."

by Dwight Fart Schrute June 1, 2007