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yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.
Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!
by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011
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Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.
Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.
by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014
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three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).
I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!
by J-Tro May 12, 2016
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The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019
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Kai Parker

Kai Parker is hot. He is a sociopath BUT WHO CARES?! Not me. He can make any girl horny, including me.
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Tvd elite fan- KAI FUCKING PARKER l!!
Kai Parker is daddy

Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
by Ashlyn84 April 9, 2021
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Tom Parker

One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!

He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...

He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)
Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!
by Erisdar November 5, 2012
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Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by Jenast May 14, 2016
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