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sneak poonge

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Dean crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his chum Jack, quietly kneeling toward jack's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
by vivalajack February 25, 2009
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oing-ptoing

U know Donald Trump be hittin that oing-ptoing.
by P8kie October 19, 2020
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Poofing

–adjective

3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.

n.

The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.

verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
Chick 1: what is the deal with all the guys and body building all of a sudden
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!

-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."

-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"

-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."

-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
by coffeebean August 9, 2009
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poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.
I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.
by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008
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Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 5, 2008
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pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.
Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session
by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004
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pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape
the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape
by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009
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