fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx September 15, 2008

blood poisoned corpse

A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.

That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.

by Goofy Newfie July 24, 2018

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

Vagina poison

A person who is incapable of getting any bitches

Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison

Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches

by Vaginapoison September 08, 2022

Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

by Anonymousjusgn October 19, 2010

poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025