a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 27, 2013
Get the Matty Patty mug.A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
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A fat woman's vagina. It appears as a large mound connected to her giant belly fat which creates a second roll in her pants.
by godlovesugly December 3, 2007
Get the fatty patty mug.In Nebraska... Where to begin... Let's start by breaking down the name, Platts-mouth. Let's start with Platts. The Platte River flows just outside of the town. This river is usually flooded. That part was easy (Platte=platts). Now, this may be a hard one. Mouth, yes mouth. Mouth comes from the hick term 'cock hole' which is an appropriate name. I don't know why we don't just name the town 'Cock Hole'. So yeah Platte = Platts and Cock Hole = Mouth.
There is enough background for you.
The town is Anti-everything. All people are White, well, kind of. There are very few other races than white. These races include:
Latino
and that's it. (like serious. There are three mexican kids in the high school)
So. Back to the hicks. A lot of people live in trailers and they have very few teeth (this is ideal for blowjobs). They also wear camouflage John Deere hats.
HMMMM... What else? Oh yeah! They hate Jews (True story).
They are also not big fans of African Americans. There are zero Black people in Plattsmouth. Deaf people have heard more words than black people are in Plattsmouth.
One notable group whom spawned from Plattsmouth is the KKK. If you guessed that the KKK stands for the Kool Kids Klub, You're dead fucking wrong :DD It's just a bunch of guys who like to dress up as ghosts. It's like cub scouts because you get like badges 'n' shit. BUT ANYWAYS. You know your town is racist when it has a faire called the 'King Korn Karnival'.
There is enough background for you.
The town is Anti-everything. All people are White, well, kind of. There are very few other races than white. These races include:
Latino
and that's it. (like serious. There are three mexican kids in the high school)
So. Back to the hicks. A lot of people live in trailers and they have very few teeth (this is ideal for blowjobs). They also wear camouflage John Deere hats.
HMMMM... What else? Oh yeah! They hate Jews (True story).
They are also not big fans of African Americans. There are zero Black people in Plattsmouth. Deaf people have heard more words than black people are in Plattsmouth.
One notable group whom spawned from Plattsmouth is the KKK. If you guessed that the KKK stands for the Kool Kids Klub, You're dead fucking wrong :DD It's just a bunch of guys who like to dress up as ghosts. It's like cub scouts because you get like badges 'n' shit. BUT ANYWAYS. You know your town is racist when it has a faire called the 'King Korn Karnival'.
according to UD my definition is too long. so here
To the high school!
The high school has about 500 students and about 99% are white, which explains their lack of talents in sports such as but not limited to:
football
soccer
basketball
Track & Field
Competitive hotdog eating
other shit
The women are whoreish
a few have babies
a lot are fat.
some might have rabies
none are black
-_________________- UMADBRO?
The whole Plattsmouth scene is very out of the loop.
They have not heard of Dubstep
They only listen to mainstream shitty rap
They just found out what planking is (Hi this is 2001 we want our trending twitter topic back)
The world is all about cone-ing now.
To sum it up, Plattsmouth is a bunch of racist Newfag hicks (with the exception of a few kids).
To the high school!
The high school has about 500 students and about 99% are white, which explains their lack of talents in sports such as but not limited to:
football
soccer
basketball
Track & Field
Competitive hotdog eating
other shit
The women are whoreish
a few have babies
a lot are fat.
some might have rabies
none are black
-_________________- UMADBRO?
The whole Plattsmouth scene is very out of the loop.
They have not heard of Dubstep
They only listen to mainstream shitty rap
They just found out what planking is (Hi this is 2001 we want our trending twitter topic back)
The world is all about cone-ing now.
To sum it up, Plattsmouth is a bunch of racist Newfag hicks (with the exception of a few kids).
by hookersNblow July 8, 2011
Get the Plattsmouth mug.City in NE New York State. Site of 1814 Battle of Plattsburgh during the War of 1812. Home of SUNY at Plattsburgh and within a short drive of Clinton Correctional Facility.
We stopped to get gas in Plattsburgh before we hit the border.
by bert83 July 31, 2008
Get the plattsburgh mug.A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
by DJ Socrates September 23, 2011
Get the Philadelphia Platterpuss mug.A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012
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