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vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man
Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"
by Cecilll June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is too big to receive on a daily basis; one that's only for special occasions, like when you are on vacation
Girl 1: I hooked up with Todd last night...
Girl 2: Really? Would you do it again?
Girl 1: Hell naw! He is too big, I need some time to recuperate. Save that boy and his vacation dick for special occasions.
by Ensalada June 16, 2016
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Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.
Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.
by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016
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West Virginia vacation

Two first or second female cousin and a non family male.
Do you want to go to the pool with me and my cousin, we are really cute and can have a West Virginia vacation.
by West Virginia vacation June 15, 2017
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neighborhood vacation

When multiple families from the same stuck-up, rich white neighborhood go on a group vacation to the same destination.
The Rutherfords and Davenports will be joining us on our yearly neighborhood vacation to the Hamptons.
by Russypoo1 April 29, 2015
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vacation dick

A penis, usually found on an exotic male from another country in which you travel to, that is significantly larger than any penis you've had back home.

Usually a one time affair, vacation dick can satisfy a woman for her whole trip at the respective country she is traveling to.
Pele had that bomb vacation dick last night. I think I'm done with sex for a while, or at least until we get back to the United States.
by bigdicknick33 June 14, 2016
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