butt ninja

Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.
Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
by pokstad January 26, 2008
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everything butt

not having vaginal intercourse in order to maintain your technical virginity; you do "everything but", which includes the butt, so hence... "everything butt".
I'm still a virgin - we just do everything butt, if you know what I mean.
by lvlylngst June 01, 2006
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butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.
My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.
by Nacho Burris November 17, 2016
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Butt flame

To have an obsession with another man's ass. To the point where you just want to fuck him so bad you can resist!
Lance Viner is my butt flame. Every time I see his face I want to fuck him so bad. I want to bend him over the arm of the couch and just plow it in him. He truly is my butt flame!
by Turdburgler2019 February 03, 2020
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Smutter-butt

Noun one who is Extremely Promiscuous, Very slutty, a hoe.
Yo that chick from last night was a straight smutter-butt
by JayDHam March 03, 2008
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butt tumble

The practice of sticking as many dildos as possible in one's own butt. Usually as a competition.
Zach's butt tumbling record is 18! Amazing, he can really butt tumble!
by PowPowPow November 14, 2013
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Butt Beg

(buht beg) VERB: To plead with intense emotion under guise of desperation, often resulting in willingness to go to extreme lengths to gain the favor; even to the point of sodomy.
Bob needed a job so badly he went to his former boss to Butt Beg for his job back.
by thiscoolguy June 10, 2015
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