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Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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hide the zucchini

A comment made by Tony Stark in “Avengers: Age of Ultron” regarding Hulk and Black Widow

You might have seen “the gif”
"I Hope You And Banner Aren't Playing Hide The Zucchini"
by Skylanderscollector June 22, 2024
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Hiding in the comments

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. You’re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.
@_slmp:who is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you 🍩🍕🍔🍟🍗🍭🍉🌭🌮
by Amber.t2le June 8, 2020
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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Hide and Go Pee

Hide and Go Pee is a game similar to Hide and Go Seek. In Hide and Go Pee the person who is it tries to find a place to hide and to urinate in that location. The rest of players try to prevent the first player from urinating in their hiding spot. The game requires two or more players and location with spot to hide and urinate in. Normally an indoor game, but maybe played outdoors.

Comes from American Dad! season 5 episode 12, May the Best Stan Win.
Snot: Let's just play a normal game.
Barry: HIDE AND GO PEE!
Group: Barry, no!
by LSam October 27, 2023
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Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023
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Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 21, 2010
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