A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.
Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.
by Heisman79th April 17, 2014
Get the sports bigamistmug. The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
Get the Patio Sportsmug. by Justin Inches August 26, 2015
Get the ground sportsmug. ITS IN THE GAME
by Sensei woo November 8, 2020
Get the EA SPORTSmug. Ignis Sport is light 109hp hatchback with much potential for tuning!
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Ignis Sportmug. 'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
Get the sport foodmug. the face that people put on whilst playing strenuous sports. often inculdes scrunching the nose and squinting the eyes.
by Lola545 November 15, 2007
Get the sports facemug.