A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.
by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011
Get the Mahone Bay, Nova Scotiamug. Visionshaper who is known to use her illusions to fuck deep owls, and has uncovered the color of Karliah's nipples
by Birch_Plank December 9, 2022
Get the Nova Zeshimug. I love Nova, they're the best person ever
by soph.ieee June 29, 2025
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IF YOU DON'T GET YO HALF A FRY, CHERRY PIE, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOI YOU DIRTY AS HELL.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACE YOU STUPID ASS YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BRUH.
Guy 1 ...
Guy 2 BOY IF YOU DON'T GET YO SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE, 22 SAVAGE, MOLDY CABBAGE, WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YO HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS, REFRIGERATOR FILLED WITH MAGGOTS, FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS TENNIS RACKET, SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT, SEMI-AUTOMATIC, SOY SAUCE PACKET, ROACHES INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC, BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT, LOOKIN ASS BOI YOU UGLY AS SHIT BRUH.
IF YOU DON'T GET YO HALF A FRY, CHERRY PIE, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOI YOU DIRTY AS HELL.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACE YOU STUPID ASS YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BRUH.
Guy 1 ...
by Howtobeholy October 19, 2023
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“omg, have you seen that pretty girl that transferred to our school”
“ofcourse, you must be talking about Nova”
“ofcourse, you must be talking about Nova”
by sdtsar November 23, 2021
Get the Novamug. by Zalakiaa June 18, 2025
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