An abnormally hairy snatch
by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003
Get the Panty Hamstermug. A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?
A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.
A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.
Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.
Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.
Guy 1: They were red.
Guy 2: Red with a horn...
Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.
Guy 1: They were red.
Guy 2: Red with a horn...
by Mexcellente October 25, 2012
Get the Unicorn Pantiesmug. noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
by Twll Tin June 20, 2011
Get the Panty Porridgemug. by ad2118 July 13, 2009
Get the Menstru Pantiesmug. The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
Get the Barnyard Pantiesmug. When someone is obsessed with saying the word "panties". This is a very serious illness, there is no cure.
by dr.stupid August 18, 2010
Get the panty obsessedmug. An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
by fencecat42 September 5, 2008
Get the Panty Hamstermug.