Simps

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Person 1: Ayo did you here about Alinity getting banned?
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.

by whats 1+1 🤔 April 28, 2020

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who enjoys the sport of football.

My friend is a massive fucking simp.

by BeastTamer-69 October 11, 2022

Simp

A person who follows someone (typically a female) around all day being their yes man as a desire to get out of the friend zone and into their panties with little to no regard to his true friends (The Boys)

Bradley Anderson from Powell River, BC is the biggest simp on the face of the earth, ghosted the boys for some damaged pussy in hopes to get is foreskin touched.....simp.

by White Chevy August 30, 2020

Simp

A simp is simply defined a measly man who will do anything to win the affection of a woman .
Putting hoes before bros.

“ hey dude Corey Norton is the biggest simp on planet earth “

by Buvner June 10, 2020

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 11, 2020

Simp

Owen Strommer the bear himself

Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back

Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???

by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 17, 2020