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Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
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Thong

According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021
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schlong thong

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
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Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely
I love to make thong songs before I fuck
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025
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Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory
I love making thong songs before I get pounded
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025
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Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
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