Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

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Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023

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A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

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Naughty Boy Night

Naughty boy night is where a group of boys, usually known as “The Boys” or “The Squad”, go over to a friends house and tell their parents that it’s a sleepover, but the go naked and touch each other and do whatever they want in secret, usually in ones room and/or basement.

Bro 1: Hey, let’s have a naughty boy night.
Bro 2: okay, I’ll ask my parents if we can sleepover at your place

by TitanLordTheFirst July 2, 2024

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