Make my ass squeak 

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

Make my ass squeak by anonymous September 21, 2021

Burns my ass 

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

Burns my ass by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Pound my ass like a marching band drum 

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

Pound my ass like a marching band drum by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

Director of my ass 

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

Director of my ass by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

jizz on my ass 

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

jizz on my ass by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

swag on my ass 

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

swag on my ass by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

jiminy crickets my ass 

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

jiminy crickets my ass by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017