underground music

music that is not heard on mainstream radio stations.

New:Yo have you heard that new Texas Hustle Click cd?
Seoc:Naa man, whats that?
New:that new underground music.
Seoc:is it on the radio?
New:No it's not, its UNDERGROUND MUSIC not Mainstream!!

by "New" DBK December 12, 2007

pop music

an evil satanic form of music,if u would call it that ,that is simply a ploy by company's to make money, the main method used to brainwash people into buying this crap is by employing good looking people(most likely once homeless) to sing the songs written by the company songwriter preying on teenage girls who somehow believe in their minds that they will one day marry,go out with or have a kinky one nite stand with the artist

absolute useless music that ruins good music like punk and metal and im white and i respect rap music a million times more that rap
cheers ive said my peice

simple plan,backstreet boys(who r now at number 2 i believe thats fuked up)N"SYNC, nelly,britney spears, and n e person involved with idol and finally n e of you speds that r involved in the scam

by Isaac Teague September 15, 2005

High school musical

High school musical is a crappy Disney movie about a bunch of delusional teenagers that break out into song and dance randomly. The only people who enjoy this movie are those teeny boppers.

I fear for the future of our world. These high school musical-watching teeny boppers are going to become our future >_>

by HelloSabby February 10, 2009

noise music

Noise music is a category of music used to denote any type of music that incorporates noise into the general aesthetic and/or composition of the work. The 'noise' can be anything from custom-made electronic sounds to simply playing an instrument in an unconventional way to produce a unique sound. While being its own genre, there are many subgenres of other genres of music that incorporate the compositional philosophy of noise, such as noise pop, noise rock, etc.

Noise music isn't for everybody, despite many noise musicians being critically acclaimed.

by webwebs April 9, 2021

High School Musical

The film that confirmed the destruction of the Disney everyone knew and loved.

Retarded middle schooler: OMG I luvvvv High Skool Musicleee it's awesomeeeeee <3 xxxxxxxxxx
Everyone Born before 1997: Shut the fuck up. High School Musical is a bucket of mouldy horse shit

*smacks in the face with Lion King VHS*

by Ninaroja April 8, 2012

whiny bitch music

An often-repetitive musical composition that features high-pitched vocals, pedestrian melodies, and juvenile subject matter. Lyrics usually revolve around First World Problems and cliché romantic situations.

This form of music is obnoxious and irritating, held in poor regard by anyone who is not a whiny bitch (or trying to score with a whiny bitch). However, it is also widely-played on TV and radio stations due to its inoffensive nature and appeal to inbred, unwashed masses of knuckle-dragging imbeciles.

I like this girl in high school,
But she doesn't notice meeee.
Why is life so unfair?
This is such a travesty!

The other day I bought a latté,
It had two sugar packs, not three!
Could you walk a mile in my shoes,
It's just so hard being me!

- Whiny and the Bitches, 2004
From the Whiny Bitch Music LP

by Thursday_ July 25, 2014

Beach Muscles

Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.

Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.

by JimboD October 18, 2010