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bungee e-mail

A type of electronic message that when sent results in the sender immediately jumping out of their chair and following the e-mail to the recipient to discuss it in person...as if the sender were attached to the e-mail by a bungee cord.

Chronic bungee e-mailers tend to arrive before the recipient has even read the e-mail in question and have a tendency to state everything in the e-mail at the start of the conversation making the original e-mail redundant. This activity typically occurs in office environments, but the behavior may exist in other habitats.
She was so prone to sending bungee e-mails that at times she arrived before her e-mail did, making me wonder how she was able to outpace a network that in theory moved at the speed of light.
by the_chomsky June 18, 2012
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Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.
"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."
by UrbanUm December 12, 2013
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Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger
(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there
by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018
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In The Mail

When one is so drunk one the most responsible thing to do is stick them in an Uber and text their roommate a shipping update (regardless of if you actually do that)

Or, when one is "In The Mail," the act of being sent home in an Uber.
After getting cut off from drinks at the blackjack table, Danny is in the mail. Someone maybe should get him in back to his hotel room.

Hey Andrew, can you make sure Danny makes it home safe tonight?
Way ahead of you. He's already in the mail. App says ETA 8 minutes.
by FiendishLineage July 18, 2019
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Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
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get it through the mail

when someone receives drugs through the mail
by Yo Mari June 23, 2022
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There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox

It means that 2 video game characters are dancing with a text box "There's a pipebomb in your mailbox" its also means that there is LITERALLY a pipebomb in your mailbox. You could use it for trolling someone like on discord, tiktok etc. Yeah, don't fall for someone who posted 2 video game characters dancing on you like they're basically taunting you.
Me: "damn.. i actually wondered if something bad happens while i check the mail."

"There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox"

Me: "OH SHI-"

Pipebomb exploded.
by peachyunc0l0 March 5, 2023
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