Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.

Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.

by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014

bronwen method

Eating an entire chocolate cake while watching Netflix on Valentine's Day.

Who needs a Valentine for Valentine's Day? I had plenty of fun by the Bronwen Method. BronwenValentine's DayValentineNetflixChocolate Cake

by ChubbyPenguin February 15, 2015

sharing method

A peer to peer business model for trading information, goods or services via an online marketplace.

I used the sharing method and rented out a room in my house to a random person to make extra money on Airbnb.

by seme81 August 25, 2015

MAF method

MAF method stands for Make-up, Angle and Fliter method. Girls mostly uses this method on social media to make themselves prettier than normal.

This chick Tiffany pulled a MAF method on me. Turned out that she is average not hot.

by Nathi Nice October 26, 2015

Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.

"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "

by Hastwyk November 20, 2016

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

Waterfall method

When asked for an opinion, start by saying something nice to ease the blow of the waterfall of bad stuff you are about to say.

"How do i tell my friend that he is super annoying and terrible in every way."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."

by Wagio December 7, 2017