big hot tranny mess

A phrase used to describe someone who has done nothing wrong.

Phillippe to Lyle: "You're a Big hot tranny mess"

Lyle smiles.

by GypsySCUM March 30, 2014

How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

hot mess hash

the loud obnoxious behaviour of a tall Puerto Rican female when drunk; behaviour to include but not limited to dancing hula spontaneously, yelling and screaming about losing one's own purse, and calling others a hot mess.

Look at that hot mess hash over there getting all nuts

by whatdahuck May 11, 2011

Boo Boo the Mess

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort, often after an embarrassing situation.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.

" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."

by Ms. Allen June 10, 2008

Cajun mess hall

The act of having a hot sauce enema and having someone else suck it out

My ass still burns after Robert treated me to a Cajun mess hall

by tootiefoodie August 3, 2010

major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up

Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up

by ChezE May 2, 2020

mississippi mammary mess

The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.

Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.

by chuck ahrens January 29, 2008