Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

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Mayonnaise Face

someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman is a mayonnaise face!

by arman the mayo face October 17, 2008

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Makron666

Makron666 is the ultimate legend. Not to be messed with. He will rape his victims for 1-2 weeks after pwning them

Makron666 the uber gamer

by Makron December 21, 2008

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The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

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mixed mayonnaise

when a man cums in a girls butt, then stirs it around with a straw and sucks it out

that mixed mayonnaise was awful!

by Jack McLaughlin February 27, 2007

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mayonaise

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

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