Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

Mackenzie

The most disaster bisexual you will ever meet. You are I’ll also love her dearly.

Wow, you’re pulling such a Mackenzie for Bayne. Maybe you should calm your tits.

by Dartdoof February 10, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Mackenzie

A girl model on Facebook she’s a person who gets taken money from and she has a daughter who is also a model and takes good pictures and also has been to Florida (and still is in Florida)

A name that is used in sentences (“ oh wow Mackenzie is such a nice woman!)

by MYNAMEISNOTLIAISSELENEENEa August 26, 2022

a mackenzie

To kiss multiple dudes while holding a girls boob and wearing a Mario hat.

I can't believe she pulled a mackenzie last night.

by cambroski September 4, 2022

Mackenzie

She is pure light against all this blackness. Don't think you can get anything over her, either. She'll hold your hand with her tiny one and read your entire soul at a moment's instance. She fits perfectly in your arms , and if you close your eyes and lay your chin on her curly-haired head, you will find that moment of peace you've been searching for your entire life.

Me: life has really sucked lately

friend: have you cuddled mackenzie yet?

by Rhyleighbelle109 September 10, 2022