pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.

The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

by featherface=) May 29, 2009

Modern Sweet

A genre for stories and movies that are are in the vein of hallmark while showcasing non-traditional lifestyles.

A modern sweet story that disregards the traditional lifestyles for more modern interpretations of love, family and home in non-traditional lifestyles.

by Kews1 November 15, 2018

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019