Skip to main content

memorandum

memorandum is when you strike the judge in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitalia and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junk and call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.
did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..
"yea... good for him"
by Dgtlhybrd March 9, 2005
mugGet the memorandum mug.

memorrhea

The condition of having multiple brain farts in a short period of time
I couldnt remember anything yesterday, I had total memorrhea.
by c_rob September 7, 2006
mugGet the memorrhea mug.

Medford Memorial Middle School

school where the admin. is screwed up and think that stores make "mid-thigh" length shorts. girls are either sluts or losers. pretty good teachers though... ps team 8-4 is not all losers!!
"omg did u hear what emily s. did with dan???"
"excuse me! are those shorts long enough?!?!?!?!?!"
by shannon w April 20, 2005
mugGet the Medford Memorial Middle School mug.

memory

It hurts me
by Kyo September 4, 2003
mugGet the memory mug.

memocrat

One who liberally distributes and forwards memos, email, and FaceBook posts
Betty is such a memocrat, I can hardly get any work done for all of the stuff she forwards
by Lyricalroger September 23, 2015
mugGet the memocrat mug.

Pornographic Memory

The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.
To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.
by evtron April 18, 2011
mugGet the Pornographic Memory mug.

memory foam

After the penis has left the vagina, the folds do not immediately go back to original size. Similar to pressing your hand on a memory foam mattress.
After Tom finished screwing Suzy's memory foam flaps, her hole can be seen into up to a mile away.
by Elle910 March 26, 2007
mugGet the memory foam mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email