Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.
Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019
Get the Maggiemug. A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
Get the I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eyemug. by sadgre kht4q3kjmq345tlkj4ew5to February 18, 2024
Get the Maggiemug. A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019
Get the Maggie Mulcaheymug. by CrewLife October 11, 2015
Get the Pulling a Maggiemug. by Hairveh Dented Brain October 4, 2020
Get the Maggie Lutzmug. girl: oh did you hear what maggie did
boy: YEA, she pushed stella down the stairs again
girl: UGH!! hate her
boy: YEA, she pushed stella down the stairs again
girl: UGH!! hate her
by carcarbroom November 23, 2021
Get the Maggiemug.