Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬
by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.
by My P.p June 3, 2025

Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022

by Ballsinyojaw6942000 September 30, 2021

Always fun to hang around. An absolute sigma male, and one hell of a gamer. Is extremely intelligent, but will not brag about it. Is willing to help you in any class you share, and is a beast at making reviews for classes. Usually hangs out with at least one Travis (search Travis for explanation, and read top definition).
Mark: Hey, have you met Landon?
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!
by NAE Legion April 23, 2022

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019

Very very sus boy, he tends to make gay jokes his favorite month Is pride month and he is VERY short
by Fnrnrn June 10, 2022
