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Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT
by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020
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Landon

A guy who is alone and afraid of connection. He is sensitive and scared. He may go ghost
She texted him to form a bond but he decided to be a real Landon
by thatgirllovessushi July 16, 2025
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Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.
Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...
by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.
"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"
by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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