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Landon

Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.
Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon
by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019
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landon

hi landon
by hbkkhv June 20, 2022
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Landon

Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party
Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants
by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019
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Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022
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Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis
by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020
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Landon

Landon is one of the hottest guys on the market, he is loyal,caring, and athletic. Overall Landon is the guy of any girls dream. Landon is the PERFECT BOY.
Girl: OMG I want that guy but he has a girlfriend.
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
by Jane Jerinston November 12, 2019
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Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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