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Landon

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021
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The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.
Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)
by MeFingerless August 14, 2021
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Landon

I cutest guy in the entire existence of the universe. I love him with all my heart. He deserves everything the world has to offer.
Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
by KemrySpeaks August 28, 2021
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Landons are the most smartest and handsomest people you will ever meet! They are amazing boyfriends and they love FaceTime. They are super kind and are very funny!
by Sjsjdhhdhd June 29, 2021
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Landon Perez

someone who is incredibly black in every way
It is not politically correct to call someone the n-word it is though to call them a landon perez
by fsfffsfdfsd July 7, 2021
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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