this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.
How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020
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Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi
That was probably a Luke
That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
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Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.
by lucas rosado August 22, 2018
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#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018
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