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kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.
by MR34 August 6, 2014
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knicker snickers

I thought I only sharted, but I ended up going full Knicker Snickers .
by bigshowble May 23, 2017
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Kickee

Short for kickee pants which is a type of sex girdle commonly used among post partum women to keep breasts lifted, FUPA minimized, and vaginal lips closed. A pair of unicorn kickee pants commonly has an extra hole area for strapping on/in adult toys.
If I'm ever going to use all of these baby things I've been hoarding, I better put on my kickee pants so my husband will do the deed with me.
by OlNannyGoat August 30, 2017
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Knickerbocker Gory

When a lady with a blue waffle and a gentleman with the male equivalent engage in sexual intercourse the resulting mess is called a Knickerbocker Gory likened to the desert due to the varying textures and liquid viscosity left over afterwards. From thick wart drippings to the crusty flakes of genital skin this is one pudding you won't want to sink your teeth into.
"Bro that couple are so gross when they fuck it's a Knickerbocker Gory"
by Billy Billy no mates October 2, 2017
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kicketh

It's what someone would say when you want to sound cool, or what the knights would say.
I will kicketh thine ass with my boot.
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kicked in the daddy pills

"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".
by AssButt67 February 26, 2019
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Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.
Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."
by Usebleach December 8, 2020
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