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Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper
So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine
by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015
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keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
by Jules350 December 14, 2015
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keybre

Keybre is the shy quiet girl...that has a wild side. Very Beautiful. Sometimes is the girl next door type, other times she is the super model chick. Not to mention "the freaks come out at night"
Damn, have you seen Keybre?!
by markie123543 June 21, 2016
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keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.
by Spazoid November 28, 2016
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keyboard cruel

When a person digitally prints something particularly slanderous, hurtful, or otherwise cruel, typically through some form of social media. The person creating the content would never ever repeat the same words to the face of their target, as they are fully aware that the words are hurtful.
Example 1:
Stacy: Dan, why are you really breaking up with me?

Dan: I'm just not as attracted to you as I would like to be. You deserve better.

Dan's social media post: Finally got rid of that sack of potatoes Stacy. She tried to ask why at broke up! Hmm, do I start with your stank vag, or the toe hair? Maybe if she didn't blast ass so much in the middle of the night I could've salvaged it. Anyway going to the club tonight, HMU if you can be my DD.

Comment 1: Wow bru going to the club already? No need to talk about Stacy like that though
Comment 2: Yeah Dan, I bet that's not the answer your gave her anyway. No need to get all keyboard cruel cause you newly single and horny.

Example 2:
Troy's social media post: So tired of Black Lives Matter! I'm just saying if you'd invest a few dollars in your car so the cops can't have a reason to pull you over it would cut crime by 50%. Leaving your weed at home doesn't hurt either. Or just go home, whatever works.

Comment 1: Troy, don't start getting all keyboard cruel. I dare you to say that to the face any one of the 10 of the black people that are listed as your friends
Comment 2: Make that 0
by MaJitters July 26, 2017
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Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017
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Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.
"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"
by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017
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