angus kirk

i nice guy that is almost always gay to his homies but always says no homo. angus kirk is the guy to put his pp in ur mouth and say no homo the man is gay but continues to deny it. but hes all around nice guy but very gay

person: hey Angus
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am

by PeEnIs_LoVeR August 29, 2019

The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.

"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."

by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025

William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022

Kirked

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.

• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”

by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025

Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010

Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014