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johanafi

Johanafi is a man that can never be a man because he is too cute to be a man. But he wants others to call him a man. Not a boy. Lol.
Brian is too Johanafi. I can't call him a man because he is too Johanafi. Lol.
by Adamaya December 27, 2017
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johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.
by Unknown 123432432 May 5, 2018
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Johanna

A girl with some of the biggest boobs you've ever seen. Possibly FFF's
Friend one: wow check out the rack on that girl!
Friend two: I know, she must be a Johanna
by Pick a better snac May 22, 2018
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Johanna Wagstaff

Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
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Johanne

A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.
by Rdfu February 18, 2018
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joeham

Has sexual intercouse with as many work colleagues as possible then ghosts them.
by Tomscan June 6, 2018
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Johannes

A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.

He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.

If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.

He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.

If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
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