Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333

friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍

by bi0nca April 21, 2019

jon roton

mcnoalds ceo

wow that guy is jon roton,.,./

by not jon roton March 24, 2021

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017

HARRY JONS

HARRY JONS is a word that you could use for a short person who could subjectively be as big as your big toe.

omg you look so HARRY JONS today lol

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023