Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 18, 2021

johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021

Boris Johnson

1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)

Let’s have a boris johnson.
Andrew is a boris johnson.
I’ll boris johnson to the police officer.

by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022

Serayia johnson

She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐

Serayia johnson has great hair

by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019

Daisy Johnson

also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af

Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter

by Daisy_jonhson November 16, 2021

Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger

me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff

by fitzsbrokenlegs April 11, 2022