Jesse

addicted to geometry dash

Me: hey jesse wanna go outside and play some soccer
Jesse: no im too busy playing geometry dash

by urmum#69000 May 25, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is a good person but can not stop talking in science. He is a loud mouth and cant control how much he talks.

Jesse: *BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH*
Person 1: SHUT UP JESSE!!

by Znetas June 1, 2022

Jesse

Jesse was a beautiful person who has a weird obsession to Breaking Bad and cooking meth.
While we talk about Jesse, He can bring on a strange but sexually arousing aurora around him at all times, even though, he gets no bitches/

"Jesse, we need to cook, we need to cook the meth"

by Enzo Cusamano June 15, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is a person who cares about your feelings and will comfort you when you need it. He is the type of person to act tough around friends but deep down he just wants comfort and love and to feel appreciated. He’s had a rough past and is looking for something to ease the pain, but the truth is- you both have pain the needs to be eased- so it’s okay to help each other out and discover your love for each other but be careful with him. He has feelings too- don’t break him like the people in his past did. Go find your “Jesse” :)

Jesse/// grizzly bear or teddy bear- or both??

by KingOfTheMints June 18, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is kind hearted boy who will be always by your side. He loves to play games and spend time with his friends. He can be a little manipulative only as a joke. He never likes to get serious about anything so keep in mind if he's saying something mean or doing something mean, he's only joking. He loves bunnys. He may do dumb shit so make sure to keep him safe. He will not hang out with just you and only give you attention. If he is your friend keep him as one and keep in touch. He will love you even though he never says it.

Jesse loves bunnys!
"Come over here Jesse!"

by Redink123 June 27, 2022

Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).

Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol

by MrHysters July 14, 2022

Jesse

Goes in the oven and comes out hot. Has really nice arms and legs to match. Knows Steve Irwin isn’t even Thai.

“Did that just come out of the oven hot?” “Yeah, must be a Jesse.”

by Jessesgirl619 July 16, 2022