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Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube
That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens
by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018
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jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped
wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.
by notjens69 April 2, 2021
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jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
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Jen

One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes
Holy Crap Jen just walked in the room! Oh I love her
by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019
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Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs
That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.
by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023
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Iestyn Jennings

That big bloke reminds me of Iestyn Jennings, im shook bro
by gracieegoodmann March 7, 2025
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Jen-Hsun

the kind of guy everyone looks up to, they are smart ambitious, joyful and usually a hottie. people often refer to a Jen-Hsun as a ray of sunshine. They have a way to light up your day just by having them around. they are very good listeners, they will always be there for the people they care about. they love to make others happy, and will go out of their way to do so. They have so much knowledge to share with others about anything and everything, they are fascinating. A Jen-Hsun may look like a bad boy but they are real softies deep down. They have an incredible sense humour, they can crack up a joke anytime anywhere. Having a Jen-Hsun in your life will bring you joy, happiness, comfort, reassurance and will make you feel alive. So basically they are perfect husband material.
-Girllll did you see that guy over there? Damn i wanna make him mine already
- jeez girl you right, he must be a Jen-Hsun
by Danxca__ November 24, 2021
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