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Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.
Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!
by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018
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Jason

This handsome young man is the dude you wanna be with. He presents as tough and a big shot, but really he is soft and loving. All the dudes love him; he’s one for the boys, but gets the ladies too. He has many passions, one being pulling girls. Of course Jason does not solely like girls for their appearance, as he appreciates what’s on the inside. Jason is always respectful. He usually wears over sized sweatshirts and grey sweatpants, and smells like Abercrombie. If you meet a Jason, there’s no doubt about it, he is most definitely the one for you.
Do you know Jason? He’s a god
Bruhhh that Jason kid is hott
by Thegr8testputa#1 February 5, 2019
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Jasson

An artist, as well as a good friend and homie who really likes french fries. He mains low tier characters in Super Smash Bros and has never experienced sexual intercourse in his entire life. A Jasson is a special species of names that begin with J, as their name has to S’s rather than one. They can easily get their hands on an N-Word Pass without any issue whatsoever. If you ever meet a Jasson, tell him show you some hentai and he will gladly pull out his art book and show you some quality shit.
Me: Yo! Jasson! Can you show me some of that hentai you just drew?
Jasson: No problem nigga
by ItsJoBoi March 18, 2019
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Jason

Jason; a extemly sexy guy with a huge penis and loves the ladys. he pulls all the chicks and love isla (L), he has a awesome sister called melanie and is amazing in bed.
1. hey did u see jason
2. yeah i hell wanna jump his dick
1. i know its huge
2. i wish i know how big it was
by awesome cool kid October 15, 2010
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jason momoa

a sexy ass actor who plays a gun wielding six foot nutter in popular Tv series Stargate Atlantis.

He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
That Jason Momoa guy is a right chunk of manbeast
by Nevernever June 22, 2008
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Jason Lancaster

The lead singer for the band Go Radio

He writes all his own lyrics and music.

He sings with an Irish accent

He's just amazing
Rock fan #1: Why does Mayday Parade sound like shit after A Lesson In Romantics?
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
by elliezzzzz December 28, 2011
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Jason

The fist pumping mastor. Jason is the king of the fist pump , hes so good you'd think he invented it. He may not have friends at school but he has friends at cadets...
"FISTPUMP!!"

Here comes jason ...
by hotpinkfuzz November 26, 2010
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