Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.

Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!

by JordySlayer January 18, 2020

Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless

Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch

by Mbgod September 4, 2019

Jason

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

True Story.

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Techxual December 28, 2017

Jason

A backstabbing jerk you should never be with sure they can be super funny and nice but their bad traits override their good traits I feel bad for anyone who dates a jason because you will regreat it

Have you seen jason he’s so hot I wanna date him

Don’t he’s a prude ass bitch

by Jzsigfofjv November 30, 2019

Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021

Jason

Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead

Man Jason’s been simping for a month and he’s still single

by Car_Man June 24, 2020