The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
by Fattie999 April 14, 2020
Get the Jan mug.A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.
However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)
Natasha has just been Janed
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)
Natasha has just been Janed
by Kersheh November 23, 2021
Get the Jan mug.An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.
Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020
Get the JAN mug.The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
by Farmacevti grdi November 22, 2021
Get the Jan mug.Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.
by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023
Get the Jan mug.when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
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