I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017
Get the Jan-Willemmug. I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
Get the Jon Jan Zokkmug. 
when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016
Get the classic janmug. A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021
Get the jan Daymanmug. by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019
Get the Janmug.