jakes

Another word for da cops

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes

by Princess>-< October 26, 2015

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men

OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.

by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017

jake

epic cool person that is awesome

jake is cool

by juihisghuighu April 10, 2021