Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!

"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"

by djkfre July 9, 2023

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022

The Trevor-Jacob-Move

The Trevor-Jacob-Move is a special move that was originally introduced from a content creator called Trevor Jacob in the year 2021. This move represent a authentic way to exit an aircraft in midflight after an surprising engine failure.

Person 1: Oh, you're already there? That was faster than I was expecting.

Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!

Person 1: Wow, show them to me!

by Nuclear Atomic January 14, 2022

Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.

What a Jacob snow... legend

by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017

jacob hickey

This guy is easy to fall in love with. But don't get to comfortable with him because he is a lying dick. He also cheats because all he wants is nudes, if you won't send him pics he will break your heart and say you don't trust him. People like jacob hickey should be avoided, they lie, break girls hearts, cheat, are horny horndogs. DO NOT TRUST

Did you hear that Jacob broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't want to send nudes?

Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!

by pencile and brittle February 22, 2017