Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

Party Pooper

When someone pukes on your dick during a blow job, then you proceed to have anal sex with the same person while they continue to puke.

I promised my boyfriend anal sex on his birthday, but then threw up and he became a party pooper.

by Perry the Party Pooper December 19, 2020

Pussy Pooper

/Pøßi Püpɚ/
When you can't decide whether to call someone a "Pussy" or a "Party Pooper" so you create this cursed phrase

Come on, don't be a Pussy Pooper!

by Partydude17 April 14, 2022

Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

Pooper Sweeper

A person whose sole job is to pick up any fecal matter and/or waste products in an area to then throw it away for little to no personal gain. Commonly associated with societally induced labor but can also be a voluntary piece of work.

“Aw shucks, I have to be a Pooper Sweeper for a little bit. My family says that I have to go pick up our dog’s poop right now.”

by Zap ⚡️ July 22, 2020

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Pooper tennis

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis

"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"

by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019