garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging April 15, 2018

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Garden of Sheden

The female equivalent to a "man cave" (as popularized in the film "I Love You, Man"; a space/location in which females can socialize and/or spend time by themselves. It often has a specific decor.

With her decorated walls and impressive vinyl collection, Juno MacGuff retired to her Garden of Sheden to inform Leah the results of her three pregnancy tests, via Hamburger Phone.

by ArmyOfUnicorns December 13, 2009

Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden

by Arse mustard August 18, 2013

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 20, 2012

Olive Garden

A great American Italian restaurant, mostly famous for their delicious bread sticks

“Mmm I love the Italian restaurant Olive Garden!” Said Samantha

by Anotherwildperson November 30, 2021

Olive Garden

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.

Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 05, 2021