morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

by Zarathud December 10, 2010

Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.

Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha

by McMelody November 7, 2007

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 15, 2014