glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

ketchup on your fashion

when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.

or

When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.

That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.

or

Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.

by impulse101xxs January 16, 2011

Ketchup

Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him

RIP ketchup

by stream calm March 31, 2020

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 3, 2019

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

Ketchup

what bloods wear

crip: yo dem pirus be gettin ketchup

by bigppinbutt November 2, 2020