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jungle chink

A Phillipino - i.e. a chink from the jungle.
Efren Reyes is a jungle chink.
by PurplePingu April 1, 2007
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Jungle Juice

A hard core concoction of grain alcohol, usually Everclear, and store brand generic juice. Usually a tropical juice in particular. It can be made with koolaid, but considering this is not a generic brand, it is not exactly the real thing. Very very popular in a small town in CT, Newtown, where countless kids have vomited because they could not handle the jungle juice, including myself. It is very potent and will get you snot hanging drunk the second that it hits your blood. Kids, do me a favor. Instead of wasting away your liver, and getting drunk with a bunch of ugly whores, just smoke a j with some of your Best friends and get high.
Person 1: yeah i heard devin is bringing some homemade jungle juice! Person 2: oh shit were gonna get fucking wasted! Sad guy: yeah my girlfriend dumped me so i made a bathtub full of jungle juice, bought six boxes of hohos, and an ounce of purple dank.
by TheAllKnowingCabbage February 26, 2010
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bungle in the jungle

When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.
She was so hairy, I had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt.
by thedanirae May 6, 2014
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welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
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Going to the Jungle

Going down on a girl that hasn't shaved her downstairs. This could also refer to going down on a guy but it's less common.
There's a lot of places I'm willing to go, but the jungle ain't one of 'em baby.

Wish me luck boys, I'm going to the jungle.
by Nea-flavored August 5, 2008
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Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.
Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.
by 2 shoes June 11, 2017
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G Jungle

Shit, you'd need a guide to get thru' that g jungle; probly got fuckin' monkeys and shit down there!
by daha June 27, 2009
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